What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
13.06.2025 05:21
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
What do you think of Andrew Tate?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : Then let's have some coffee
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
How did it feel to take your first gay BBC?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
He : I'm 24.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Me : Thank you.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Were you ever in love with your teacher?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
He : Tea ?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
How do you know when someone really loves you?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
How is sex with a woman for gay men?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Me : I don't drink
Me : Because it's month of August.
Why would my husband cheat on me with an ugly fat woman?
Me : No
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Me : Sure.
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)