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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:04
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Can I study a master’s in travel and tourism in Sweden within a budget of 5 lakhs INR?
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
If an abortion doesn’t affect you, why do people make it a big deal?
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
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Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do women change that much more with age?
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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They put up a sign reading
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Which sunscreen is best for oily skin dot and key sunscreen or deconstruct gel sunscreen?
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
What sorts of music do cats respond to?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...